UPDATE: i'm trilingual

k, so, i probably whined about this in an otro (other) email, buuuut i´m repenting and not whining about it anymore.

SO. tina has opened my eyes to this little thing called SPRAY DEODORANT???  it´s savagely freezing and when applied to your delicate pits, it may bring tears to your eyes.  THE WORST THING about winter was getting the icy spray of death to your armpits directly after a toasty shower cuuuuz it would suck out all your warmth and will to go on.  BUT.  when it´s roasty toasty a fuera (as fire), the most amazing feeling ever is that SAVAGE icy feeling on your armpits.  I´m pretty sure it takes down your core temp a few notches lol.  Also, i think a had a mole in my pit, but gracias a deo (thank goodness), no longer lol

k, but the real thingie for today.  I SPEAK MONGOLIAN!  yáll thought i´d be only learning spanish or a little guanani, lol not so.  Ya gurl is FLUENT in mongolian.  Baha, chiste (joking).  Una de las familias que (one of the families that) we eat almuerzo con (lunch with) has a dad that´s like the stereotypical dad.  Complete with dad clothing, receding hairline, and dad jokes.  He loves to play pranks.  And one of his fave pranks is to speak in "another language" with the new missionaries.  He speaks gibberish and calls it mongolian.  When he speaks to you he expects a response and it´s awesome.

SO.  in my first encounter with this superpadre, he was speaking mongolian.  and i knew it wasn´t spanish ni ingles (nor english), sooooo, i spoke that good good gibberish back lol.  He loves it.  when everybody´s hanging out at the church after meetings, he´ll speak mongolian to me and i´ll respond and nobody knows what to do cuz some of em think that we´re actually communicating bahaha i love it.

I LOVE YOU DUDES!  pull a prank on someone and tell me about it <3

HH

1.torta for delfin

2.gravesite for the torta for delfin

3.mi cutie comp

Notes from Denice:

Delfin is the man Sydney talked about that noticed her baby thumbs.
This cute picture was posted on facebook-

call me kip

hola yomieeezzz

i just wanna start with this little song i love.

"i love technology, but not as much as you, you see, but i still love technology. always and forever."

i dig technology my dudes.  we have an ac and a washing machine and i´ve never before been so enamored with two devices in the history of ever <3 cold air is your friend.  not spending 3 hours washing your clothes is your friend.  be happy little people and use your amazing technology with gratitude lol i´m jealous of all you have haha chiste (joking), i love tina.

nothing much happened this week, we had a conference with elder packer, the son of elder packer, and i doodled a thing that i like sooo lemme know whatcha think.

also, what is the most american food?  everyone always asks me that.

also, i´m no longer a human being but rather a giant living, breathing mosquito bite.  they´re savage and i´m suffrin. lol i love deet.

also, my zone is the best ever and for our 5 hour combi ride back from bahia we played games and talked and sang disney songs and the driver died lol loved it.

LOVE YOU DUDES SM

HH

1. my doodle

uhhh, so i'm pretty sure i'm adopted

yamz and yomieessss!!!!

so, biggest news is that i´m in a nuevo lugar y me encanta (new place and I love it).  I´m j (just) chillin in Tranque Lauquen with my compi de (companion from) guatemala se llama (her name is) Hermana Cuyuch aaaaand i love it here already like 12 times more than pringles baha.  google Villegas 423 if jawanna (you want to) snatch a peek at my apartment building.  it´s nearby lol idk my address. we have the 6th floor hook up and i looove our view.  every night i get to watch the sunset while studying the lang and it´s super bella (pretty).

aight, tranqui reminds me a loooot of that scene from Shrek 2 (10 ten film in history) where shrek and donkey are actually hot man and stallion walking down the boulevarde (lol can´t spell it´s cool)  and the Changes song is playing?  That´s been stuck in my head all week, sooo here are some changes that I´ve experienced.

1!  I actually dig bananas ahora (now).  Antes (before), you wouldn´t catch me touching bananas with a 39 and a half foot pole, but now i´ll munch them for breakfast in prolly (probably) the best form ever.  it´s called banana milk.  you freeze em and then shred em and toss in a tch (touch) of leche (milk), swirl it around and BAM super yummy

2. I like ketchup on my eggs with hot sauce.

3. I´m starting to have a compulsion to have everything organized???  everything has it´s place and everything is always in it´s place when I´m done with it.  Mom would be proud :´)

4.  I can pop a giant horse pill sized vitamin like nobody´s business, leggo.

kk, subject line.  this was a large discovery for me.

we had lunch with this crazy old couple that I love lol martina who´s pushing 300 años (years) (chiste) (joke)and delfin, who has a voice more gravelly than my elementary school playgrounds, and we were chatting and then outta nowhere, delfin snags my hand and says to his wife "look at her baby thumbs!  They´re like they´ve been cut!"  and then they started to discuss how thumbs like mine come from down the line of descendants and asked me who in my fam has them.

*cricket sounds*

nobody has em.

hence: I´m adopted.

LOVE YOU DUDES TO SMELLY PRINGLES AND BACK!! (chiste lol)

HH<3

1. first selfie in tranqui

2. night time viewz

3. daytime viewz

skrrt skrrt, goollll

okie, just to start off, I´m moving to a new area, idk where, but moving day is tomorrow!! vamos (let's go), my dudes.

also, we had an activity on saturday and we all played futbol juntos (together), cuz la verdad, no hay nada mas a hacer (the truth is, there is nothing else to do) lol but we played in the field by the capilla (church) and I MADE A GOAL and it was awesome.  Given, the tinans que (that) i played with were either 7 year olds or their moms baha but!  It happened and Ima count it for something.

other than that, we didn´t really have too many misadventures in pringles solo porque (only because) we were in bahia tuesday-friday.   BUT we took a taxi to the capilla in chacabuco one morning and the driver was having a blast cuz he had 4 young missionary chicas JAMMINGGG out to Sugar by Maroon 5 in his car haha we were all singing and dancing and it was awesome.  The tinans love us poor music deprived yankies because we´re pretty loco when something we like comes on.

another thing, I was sort of meanly proud on sunday when we were singing our closing himno "para siempre dios a ti" (God be with you til we meet again) and I was leading and everyone was crying >:)  The people love me and don´t want me to leave baha.  either that or they´re mega stoked that the crazy missionary is finally gone but her perfect missionary mom is leaving too, idk, either way they were crying and i was proud haha

I LOVE YOU DUDES
HH

1. dog with mohawk

2. fave tina dad lol