call me mara

YOMIEZZZ COMO ESTAAAAán!!!!

so like i´m sure that i told you all before..... this week was nuts! Tonsa of stuff went down and the craziest thing was (almost) that we had our last zone conference with prez and hna cifu.  WHEN I GOT HERE THEY HAD A YEAR LEFT WHERE HAS ALL OF THE TIME GONE.  but it was mega fun.  prez gave us advice on life and everything.  how to school, how to be schooled, how to date, how to get married (but the plan is to be single and una poquita loca for the rest of my dayzzz) it was super rad to see that side of prez la verdad.  HE IS SUCH A COOL DUDE.  i´m totally in his fanclub.  (we´re called the cifuz) ((that´s not actually a thing but we might get it started))

also, reading the bible gave me some insight for all you humans that are buscar-ing for a significant other:  There´s some dude who married 2 ladies cuz one can´t have kids and he wants offspring.  but he lets the first lady know that he rly luvz her a lot and that she´s better by siempre sliding her extra carne under the table.  (preferrably your people won´t have another significant other, buuuuutttt) get urself a human who´ll slide you that sweet slice of steak on the sly.  lol the bible gets me every time.

songs of the week!!

feels by calvin harris

thirft shop by mackelmore (heard at 2 am in a taxi <3)

hello by martin solveig

I LOVE YOU MY DUDES!!!!
HH

1. the tallest tower :)

2. kodak compoos

3. ahora cheezin

4. goofiez w prez and his laydee

5. (;

uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

Hola my dooodz!!! Como estan!!!

How was the cliff hanger for the week??

Im hoping it wasnt too crazy annoying lol.

Well, to make the long story short:
¨Presidente put me in Capilla Abierta!  (that basically means that all the open houses of the churches is under my reign.)

my companions are.... (plural)

Hermana Buckley de Provo!  Shes super cute and super bubbly and fun.

AND
Hermana Naluai!! How cool is that to be with your old compy!  I love it and its super super fun. being with these two amazing humans is actually the coolest.  I didnt realize how insane all the things are with regards to the whole capillas abiertas thingies. lol im feeling a little pressure cuz ive always seen the capilla abierta chicks as super smiley crazy bubbly barbies... and ive always been more into pokemon sooo wish me luck lol (;

lol naw, we had our (my) first open house thingie this saturday and it went super well!  We got everything put together and it all turned out awesome.  I loved it!  It was nutz but i loved it.

but not as much as....

I LOVE YOU MY DUDES!  lol have an awesome week!!
HH

1. Im pretty sure this is the pic of my uncle in tina but idk for sure cuz the terminal (in which we write) is trash and the compus are the werst.

2. russian roulette lol sorry if the foto is garbage

5 strikes and...

I´M OUTTIE!!!  Como estan todos!! (How is everybody)

My dudes. after what has felt like forever and a half I´m leaving TL.  i´m outttttt!! I´m really stoked but it was weirdly bittersweet hanging out in church yesterday for the last time serving here in tl.  also weirdly awesome. lol naw, i´m not that crazy tired of this place bahah.

this week was 300% packeddddd. on tuesday night i had to head on down to bahia with my pal bergsma for a leader training on wednesday and then hang out for the leader meeting on thursday and then hoof it to pehuajo for a zone meeting friday and then hang out in tl for a few days. it was super crazy my dudes.

The freakiest thing was when I was in the big people leader meeting (with all the dead and dying) and hna cifu came up to saludarme (say hello) and after she gave me a hug she kept asking about "the secret" and if i´d told anyone about my assignment or whatever.  and i was like.... "the assignment that i´m an hna lider?" (cuz if i´m in the leader meeting it´s pretty apparent that i´m going to be a leader...) and she was all like ".... you don´t know..." and left.

WHAT.

then prezie came up later during the meeting and pulled me out of the meeting. He´s all like "i´ve gotta apologize for something: you´re not an hermana lider.."
on the outside i´m chillin like vanilla ice BUT ON THE INSIDE I WAS DYING LIKE WHAT WHY AM I HERE IF I´M NOT ONE OF THE BIG BOIZ NOW??

aaaand i´ll leave you guys with that cliff hanger until the next installment of my rants and rumblings of the mission (;

UNTIL NEXT TIME! I LOVE YOU MY DUDES!!
HH

1. my face when they said i´m going

2. bergie and me

3. real life operation (never touch anything in the cole baño)

4. BAHÍA

5. the coolest corrientes

thx 4 everything la verdad

yomieeesss

how are you this week!!

So, normally what i do before coming to the ciber to write is I write out a game plan buuuut htis week i didn´t have time soooo this email will most certainly be sub-par.. my most sincerest of apologies.

BUT! this week was awesome igual.

we booled about a bit and explored, charlar-ed with some gente and talked a bit about the gospel.  

ALSO FERNANDO GOT BAPTIZED SO THAT WAS AWESOME.

and it just came to my mente what i was gonna share with you all for this week sooo here we go subject line.

We have some children in the church that the members have put us in charge of.  we sit by these three nenas de 10, 8, y 7 añitos.

AND I HAVE NEVER EN MY LIFE UN-ENJOYED SITTING BY THREE CHILDREN LIKE I DO NOW.

bahaha so i wanted to dedicate this email to all you big grown ups out there who have helped populate the planet with well behaved small beings.

I appreciate all that you do.  i know it´s hard.  but you guys are champs.

aaand if anyone has parenting tips for children that aren´t yours, send em my way lol the ward will appreciate it.  (I HOPE).

I LOVE YOU DUDES!!!!!
HH

1. my boi <3 (lol he even carries my liter of water for me)

2. the gave us a free empanadita for the 25 de mayo!

3. he did it

4. this animal was so nasty lol the smell was str8 rank

slidin' innn

Hola yomieezzz como andan!! (how's it going)  Fua esta semana pasó volando la verdad. (this week flew by, the truth)

Some of the coolest things that happened this week were..

numero uno! We went to pehuajo and it was actually super rad haha we had a district meeting and then interviews with prez and then a charla fogonera (fireside) and OUR BOI CAME!! he traveled to pehuajo (like an hour diez en cole) and it was the coolest thing ever.  It´s always super funny to me cuz all the tinans think we´re bouta chow on an asado (roast) in the firesides... but there´s actually no fire. bahaha it kills me every time.

a new development in my life here in trenque is that the people have now realised that we have a phone and have started texting us lol I love receiving all their lil jergas (jargon) and whatnot.  I struggled to understand the meaning of text talk in ingles and now they´re all slamming us with xq and whatever else. But i´m learning :) There are always savage emojis when the people text us and it makes me laugh super hard haha i love it.

allsoooo it´s really cold in tl and our heater is still muerto (dead) so we bought 2 caloventores (they´re little fans that blow warm air) and i live in the house with one on my lap and a blanket around me.  It´s like the vent blanket thing that we all do during winter but directly on my body haha I´ve actually been surviving.  and it´s still fall apparently.  we´re hoping the heater gets fixed sometime this week.  some dude came by sabado (saturday) and tried to fix it but he got halfway through and bounced.  I´m praying about it lol.

also, we started playing a new game where we have to say 5 good things about a nasty situation.  i love it cuz we gotta get super creative and go for it.  I can now say 5 good things about stepping in dog poo.  get at me.

I LOVE YOU DUDES! have an amazing week!
HH

1. fernando the goat (greatest of all time) of TL

2. chitty chitty bang bang

3. ft. hat from memberz

4. I died reading this text lol the faces are the best.

5.  more viewz

what just happened

She just happened, she just happened to cross my mind, with out warning she crossed my mind, she just happened to me! (every investigator that we get to hang with lol chiste)

HOLA MY DOODZ!!!! how are youuuu! this week actually flew by super super fast and i´m weirded out by it.

HAPPY MOM´S DAY TO YOU ALL!!! (and yes, even those of you who are parenting animals. whether those animals be humans or naw haha)

So i definitely got to see my favorite people on sunday and that was the number 1 of the week, buuuut number two wassss...

our boi who dropped his downers (the vices and all that) completed 3 months of consistent assistance this week and it was super cool! hahah but the best part was that we were "blessed" with the presence of the stake this week and they come every time with super long talks that are... drier than my clothes that I washed 7 days ago (with humidity literally nothing ever dries haha) aaaand our boi was struggling with that.

He shared his concerns with us later that day w/o any of the other members to feel roasted.

one of the dudes in the stake talked about an experience about how he was looking in the mirror and didnb´t like what he saw so he didn´t come to church for a while and whatnot and ya boi took a leg off this dude with his comments haha

He went off about how you go to church for yourself and for God sooo it shouldn´t matter watcha look like, you´re not on the hunt to getchurself a Cholita (lil gf) 

I almost died laughing this man is a legend.

i hope you all can find yourselves a lil cholita if ur in need haha

I LOVE YOU DUDES!!
HH
1. that´s me (;

2. i actually learned how to use settings on my camera

3. ANATHU ONE (plz tell me that meme is ded)

4. prez gave us an entire chicken to chomp up, there´s still like 80% left of that bad boi.

i like ur boulder

that´s a *nice* boulder (:

lol how goes it my duuudes!

This week was pretty mellow all in all.  Traveled to pehuajo and then to santa rosa and then back to TL.  It´s actually pretty fun to head over to pehuajo de vez en cuando cuz i´ve been here so long that the people love me (: the members brought us pizza and stufff cuz they just think i´m a pal lol

On friday at santa rosa the conference ended at 3 and we didn´t have a ride home until 9 so we had a zone pday and toured about the (us)sr all day and played games and looked around buuut i was a chump and didn´t actually take any pictures soooo did it really happen??

Update on our yomie dropping his cig problemas.... HE DROPPED THE CIGARILLOS!!! our boi has been clean from cigarillos since last monday and i´m way stoked about it.

The other day we were visiting him in his meat shop and .. What did my little eye spy???  A WAFFLE IRON!! it´s been so long since i´ve seen one of those bad bois sooo we snagged it aaaaand i made us some waffles XD

I ran around the house spewing shrek quotes and among them was "I´m makin waffles!"  lol i about died laughing.

and i was the only one cuuuz 1) the quotes were in ingles and 2) they really weren´t that funny.

I LOVE YOU MY DUDES!!!
HH

1. posted w. moore

2. that´s not my toothbrush

3. AN ACTUAL BEAST FROM THE UNDERWORLD

4. muching my dress

5. the laudeez :P