planet of the apes

Hey what´s up hello! (: como han estado!! (how have you been)

sooo this week was actually pretty mellow! I bought a new botella of agua (water bottle) that holds a liter instead of .75 aaaand it´s been a blessing cuz i´m never thirsty in the streets (: BUUUUT it also means that i´m alllllways asking randos to use their bathrooms lol.  SO i decided to start taking a selfie in every bathroom i pass by in trenque.  luckily they´ve all been really nice hasta ahora (until now) 

I got kinda tilted ( i still am ) at the elders cuuuz every 6 weeks we get new agendas (or we should -_-) aaaand they havent given me one and it´s completely used.  I AM SO DISORGANIZED PLZ SEND HALP haha but not rly cuz i´ll survive hasta viernes (until Thursday) with my dead schedule book. :´)

also!  I learned from some rando that the *best* type of blood is O- because it´s decended from the gods or something like that...

and what type of blood have i?

...O-!!!!
everything makes so much more sense now. lol i´ve been trapped living in a world populated by a buncha fools decended from simeons.(apes) ;) lol naww you´re all the best haha idk if he´s a good source to receive this info cuz amongst other things, he had some gnarly quotes from Hitler hanging on his walls... I´ll do some research and get back to ya (;

I LOVE YOU GUYS (otra vez) (another time)
HH

1. my astrology (?) ft. my ded agenda

2. poster from the dead elders

3. my last stick of my fave gum

4. post surgery (don´t mind the toe hair lol)

5. The first of many

the griswolds

"If you wanna stay!" I will never miss you, I´ll walk away. ( i love this song smmmm you can check it out if jawanna)

......maybe in 6 more weeks.......

Lol whats up my duuuuudes!!! We got transfers aaaaand i get to hang out here for another 6 and enjoy my long, long, long stay in Trenque.  aaaaand... I didn´t cry when they told me that soooo next week you´ll get more info on how I´m coping.

I don´t hate it here but I was super ready for a change.  Maybe next time :`)

Updates of the week!
1 I´m rocking an ingrown toenail in one of my lil guys sooo we´ll see how i take care of that lol

2. I ate a piece of cow heart yesterday

3. I gave a talk of EXACTLY 15 minutes like a champ and didn´t choke without notes

4. I´m an animal and as of today, it´s been 3 days since I last washed my hair. (; yummy.

I LOVE YOU DUDES!!!
HH

1. my comp finds my love of guac *so* endearing

2. THE DANGER ZONE

3. what the people have come to think of me here baha

4. moody viewzz

a little less conversation

A LITTLE MORE ACTION, PLEASE!!! bahaha chiste, this week was actually insane idk what i´ll do if it gets any crazier.  That song was just stuck in my head cuz i heard it walking down the street one day.  I <3 elvis costello (:

HI MY DUDES!! how are you all doing!! i hope really well cuz you all deserve it.

Okay, the run down for this week.... yikes haha everyday was insane, la verdad.

Prez taught us in the last conference that we should do our best to connect with the people cuuuuz now that we´re in skirts everyone thinks we´re testigos (jehovah's witnesses) and super cargosos (serious) and whatnot, but my dudes, i´m here to tell ya that we´re normal people!!!!! haha and we´re here to teach everyone that we´re normal people!  So, this week we´ve been doing what the common people do! Some lady taught us how to make raviolis and another how to crochet and also we got to hang out in a pan (bread) factory and learn how to make that! it´s pretty cool to be able to learn more about the culture and everything.

AND this week we baptized carlos and he cried a lot and i ALMOST shed a tear. but nawwww that happened like last week so my eyes´ll be dry for a whiiiiiile lol

also, funny story, i taught someone how to pray. (:
and the easiest way to do it is to teach them how we teach little kids!  To repeat what I say.

So, we´re in the street and i´m teaching this young 18 yr old man how to pray.

me: padre celestial (heavenly father)

él: padre celestial

me: te doy gracias por el día y por mí familia (thank you for today and my family)

él: te doy gracias por el día y por mí familia

me: te pido que me ayudes sentir la verdad (I ask you to help me feel the truth)

él: te pido que me ayudes sentir la verdad

me: te amo muchoç (I love you a lot)

él: A MI??? (you love me???))

me: lol no a su padre (no your heavenly father)

él: te amo mucho (I love you a lot)

me: en el nombre de jesucristo, amen. (in the name of Jesus Christ, amen)

él: en el nombre de jesucristo, amen.

and then we all busted up laughing lol i actually professed my love to this guy bahahah whoops. lol at least the gospel is true.

LOVE YOU ALL MY DUDES!!
HH

1. mi amor, mi vida: chia

2. ya boi got dunked on

3. the happiest boof in tina

4. rainy day man number 37

why is hyer crying?

CUZ SHE JUST GOT DUNKED ONNNNN

lol hola my dudes que tal como andan!
This week the city of tranque lauquen took my by the ankles and wrists and threw me under their double decker bed bus lol.  It was a tough one.

But i had a mini vaca in Pehuajo for the wednesday and got a speaker so we can FINALLY listen to music (efy and motab, don´t hype yourselves up too much lol) and i´m real stoked about it actually.

The "highlight" of the week was when my comp str8 Baned me, broke my back, and tossed me in the pits of despair (but with love).  I was being weak and whining about some stupid stuff and she pulled out her flamethrower and roasted away.  I was the blackest of mellows for a while lol

But instead of hunting down my toaster and turning it to level 7 (used only to make actual charcoal) i stopped for a second and actually listened to what she said instead of letting my pride get in the way of learning.  and what I learned was amazing.  I´ve loved being able to put into practice the things I´ve learned here and from the conferences.  The meekness talk was running through my mind.  You guys can all give it a listen (: I loved it.

give it a try!!  I LOVE YOU DUDES!
HH

1. gotta catch em all

2. where´s waldo?

3. magic carpet ride

i hope you dont mind (:

that i put down in wooooords, HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS!! (lol someone send me the lyrics cuz i want to sing this song from my balcony lol plz help)

4 major things happened this week:

1. zone conference w/prezzie and it was mega fuuuun! He and i got into a roasting battle and we ended in a tie but i´m real proud cuuuuz it was in spanish and i didn´t choke (:

2. general conference!! AND I GOT TO WATCH (for the most part) IN INGLES!!! i loved it sm (so much) and i´m sooo grateful for the chance to hear from our people and ACTUALLY HEAR THEIR VOICES!!! i was listening to one and the voice over dude was tryna act all choked up aaaaand i was not into it lol. at all.

3. they moved our pday for this week to martes lol i was bummed.

4! IT WAS RAINING MEN!!!! bahaha naw, it was just raining super super hard and my compy and i got soaked and i was laughing and smiling working in the rain for an hour and a half lol my comp thouight i was nuts.  BUT NO JOKE!! the streets flooded and we walked in water up to our knees!!!!! i was super super happy.

and real fast cuz it was the pascua, i wanted to share with all of you a quick testimony.  I know that Christ lives and I love the peace and hope that He can give to everyone if they let him.  I love my Savior and I have loved this chance to be in Argentina sharing what I believe with others and learning from what they believe.

aaaand.... I´M HALFWAY THROUGH ON THURSDAY???? lol but not trunky, obvio.

I LOVE YOU DUDES!!!
HH

1. lol for all the lit flames

2. after playing in the rain (:

3. creeping on my two children for the day