In the Octopus's Garden

Shallom from freakin tina!

you recieving this letter (or another blog instalment: catch me @hermanahyer.blogspot.com lol tell ur franz) means that I have 7 days less in argentina than last week!! I´m freaked cuz time is flying but lol i still have a ways to go so you won´t catch me trunky for anything other than snow.  I ACTUALLY SAW A REAL LIFE PICTURE OF SNOWBIRD in a store the other day and didn´t cry 2 tears.  I actually cried 3.  bahaa chiste, ya gir hasn´t shed NADA in tina just yet.  Heartless and proud, leggo.

so these are some lessons that tina´s thrown my way as of l8(late):

1) i live in the octopus´s garden.  When it gets all stormy here and cools down a bit (heart eyes) the clouds make it look like we´re j chillin underneath the ocean!! I love it super much. bahah also the climate is savage so when it´s all humid and hot you get the delightful sensation that you´ve just jumped out of the ocean: soaking wet and sticky hot and all of that jazzzz. but i dig lol

2) the children that haven´t spawned from satanás (satan) are actually the best here.  we got swarmed by a pack of little wild animals and they loved US (as in nosotros (us) and as in the great USA).  it was way cool to hang out with them cuz they were just pure happiness and it made my day better (:

also, i showed them a 20$ and they went and showed their parents who told me it´s fake sooo someone plz explain how this counterfeit 20 dollar bill has been in my scriptures for 7 months and no one´s told me til now?? it´s obvio que la gente acá conocen mi plata mejor que yo(that the people here know my money better than me) lol (i´m not salty about it lol someone just tell me my american money is cool.)

moral: the fakes here are wayyy better than in the states.-

also, scripture that kinda knocked me around this week and made me think: Alma 42:27 

I LOVE YOU DUDES

HH

i can´t send photos cuz this compu is the WERST.